Isaac

A true simp of his generation. Isaac pulls in hella bitches. Your best friend who will always make fun of your brother for his square stature. While he does want the best for your brother, he also wishes to send him to rehab.

Ori: Where is Isaac?
Me: He abandoned me and moved to New York
Ori: That’s cool, I never liked that kid anyway

by Larry Fredman February 2, 2020

Isaac

A stupid low life who has no friends
If you see a guy with the name Isaac, call him stupid.

ISAAC IS A WASTEMAN

by Dannnnnnniiiii1510 February 23, 2020

Isaac

Is the equivalent of a blind, deaf duck without legs, constantly screaming.

Isaac should be put out of his misery.

by Bootylicious Lover 63 November 12, 2021

Isaac

1.) Generally refered to as the biggest piece of shit to exist in the history of bowel movements.

2.) A worse than worthless object or person; an object or person that holds no value or redeeming qualities whatsoever.

3.) A person so self absorbed, that when around other people they constantly remind them of what a piece of shit they are.

(4) A small portion of human or animal fecal matter; waste excrement.

1.) I would slap that bitch Isaac, but shit splatters.

2.) Isaac is the air in a bag of chips that makes it seem full, but in reality it is just filled with disappointment.

by AlabamaThotPocket July 18, 2021

Isaac

That one who always butts into every conversation and acts like a massive know-it-all. Nobody likes to see them as they just KNOW Isaac will think he knows more about whatever you're talking about when they obviously haven't a clue what they're talking about. Also always wears Airpods the rich prick.

"Dammit, here comes Isaac..."

by darthhdsgjsyrjsrrraehsyjsdjkdu March 3, 2019

Isaac

A bad bitch like the best hoe on the block like the coolest bitch in the city. Bitch he will be so nice to you but he has a short fuse and piss him off and hi will whoop your ass

Hoe 1:hi Isaac

Isaac:hey bitch

Hoe 1:I don’t like you

Hoe 2:girl don’t talk to my friend like that

by Bhadieee January 11, 2019

Isaac

The type of dude who will fuck you over. The dude will "help" your best friend but really cheat on you. Its the type of dude who plays with ya & other girls. He's the worst kinda dude you will ever meet & you'll be able to tell he's an Isaac bc he's so freaking ugly,, he looks like Slender Man. Anyways don't date him you'll get your heat broken.

Her: omg is that Isaac?
Me: duh he looks like Slender Man so he totally an Isaac.

by Unknown2704 August 12, 2018