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L Insurance

A type of insurance one has when you think you're about to take an "L" or loss.
Example 1.

Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.

Example 2.

Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
by 23T_Duratec_XR May 10, 2017
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insurance daddy

Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.
I'm stopping by your office so I can see the insurance daddy. chicken pot pie
by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018
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Word insurance

When you fail in English and you pay your teacher to pass you
Or
Auto correct
by Eboi 6776562 January 18, 2017
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insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."
by TheBronk January 26, 2017
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death insurance

What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
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Life insurance lady

The lady who you can talk to. To protect your family. Meisha Martin, she’s available to travel all 50 states and virtual. (407)860-4152
Call the life insurance lady , I cannot have you leaving out family with nothing.
by Your life insurance lady November 23, 2021
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Insurance

Type your insurance
Benefit of insurance
by vegansav June 3, 2023
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