The smell of ass even when not presently sniffing one; The lingering effects from placing your nostril on someone's sweaty ass hole and deeply inhaling.
by J.Christo March 03, 2010
a crazy bitch-itis is a girl with an obsession a bit like the one stated by popular youtuber sxephil in one of his video.
by enggee5 November 08, 2011
Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.
Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?
by djdoogen1984 February 19, 2009
A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.
Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis
by Flaco7 March 14, 2018
The famous phrase from Azerbaijan’s president Ilham Aliyev’s speech to the public on October 4, 2020 regarding the Karabakh war where he said “If the enemy doesn’t leave our territories peacefully we will kick them out like dogs (iti qovan kimi) as we are doing now” People found it hilarious and it became a very popular phrase in Azerbaijan and Turkey and a lot of people have been using it as campaign slogans and even naming a new military production drone that.
- Did you hear Azerbaijan has already liberated 4 of the 12 regions from Armenian occupation?
- Yeah iti qovan kimi qovur azeri guys
- Yeah iti qovan kimi qovur azeri guys
by Padla Escobar October 28, 2020
I have ifeellikeaseniorbecausemyboyfriendwhoismybestfriendisonesoishouldbetoo-itis now.
by hello41595 April 28, 2011
U have Straight person -itis
by Zomber2222 October 30, 2017