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i don’t give a cookie

kailah : im going to sleep

jah: i don’t give a cookie
by JahVeh May 12, 2024
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I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
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I don’t give a Love

A cute or more pg way of saying “I don’t give a f**”
Girl 1- Hey I seen Zee talking with Kayla isn’t that her ex?

(Zee’s girlfriend) Girl 2- You don’t gotta tell me about her every move “I don’t give a love!”
by Young4evr January 15, 2023
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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025
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I don't give a fuck what anyone says

Not giving a single fuck while ensuring your thought cannot be changed
" that guy is hacking I don't give a fuck what anyone says ! "
by Anthony303isafaggot September 23, 2021
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I don’t give a nut

Origin: used by a woman who dosnt give a nut. Not to be confused with nut or nutsack
1. Not caring about someone or something.

2. Having little to no interest in someone
Humphrey: well your just a basic bitch.
Rubin: your so rude.
Humphrey: I don’t give a nut
by Yeetmeister445 August 3, 2018
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I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.
I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.
by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022
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