If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"
example:
Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*
Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*
Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*
Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*
by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025

this phrase is a way to express to someone very simple things like how you/or others, “ i noticed i did NOT do anything in makerspace”
by scooberttherealrealguy101 February 22, 2024

I pulled a really hot bird last night. Just before I snagged her, I did an Ellis and came in my pants
by Possumkiller August 21, 2025

by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023
