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Hook up

to have sexual pleasures (making out, fingering, oral, or sex) with someone your not going out with, or no strings attached. can happen mulitple times, with one girl.
"dude, you gotta hook up with Kaley tonight at the party."
by chillerxoxo July 19, 2009
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hockupied

The inability to lead a freewheeling lifestyle due to obligations to a child’s hockey team/academy/training session.
Hey Tom and Jenny, are you able to come to our party or are you hockupied?
by Tonka wood chuck February 12, 2023
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homey hook-up

when your homey endows upon you an object, an idea, or a word that he or she presently needs
Hey James I'm broke as a joke. I need a homey hook-up dawg!
by theaygrall July 9, 2010
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hometown hook-up

A person that you hook up with when you go back to the town you grew up in. Often happens to college students when they go back home in between semesters and hook up with random people at parties or ex's who still live there.
I'm not really interested in Jeremy, he's just my hometown hook-up.
by B e t h a n y January 12, 2008
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hook-up line

Similar to a pick-up line but much more to the point. The sole purpose is to hook-up (have sex).
-That shirt is very becoming of you... and if I were on you I'd be cumming too.

-Nice legs, which hours are they open?

-(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.

Hot dayumm that was a good hook-up line!
by SEXXYYYTIME69 April 24, 2010
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hook up slut

A female who makes out with any guy at any time, but will not progress any farther than kissing.
I thought I was going to get laid last night, but it turns out the chick was just a hook up slut.
by dentite March 7, 2010
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Wanna Hook Up With Me?

Highly FICTIONALIZED and EXAGGERATED "autobiography" of Eric J. Wang, Asian creeper notorious for secretly taking pictures of girls on his iPhone, that is sold on Amazon.com

Summary:
Eric Wang is driven, dedicated, and determined to see his life's aspiration come to fruition. Every aspect of his life revolves around self-improvement – physical, spiritual, and mental. But at the core of every fiber in his body is a monomaniacal drive to get women, a desire that has transformed him from simple, middle-class, Asian male to the Diamond Liger King.

How does he do it? What makes him tick? This mostly autobiographical work tracks Eric's transformation, as he endeavors on a quest to have sex with every hot chick he encounters. It is indeed his shameless, open approach that invites a wide variety of societal labels, all but the one that he feels he truly deserves - a fat-shredding badass who's first and foremost true to himself and his best friend Phu.

Honest review:
"Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage. Poorly written on a subject matter that makes him look like a sexual predator. Avoid the 5 star reviews- if you not they were all written about the same time by his buddies to make him look good. This book proves any moron can write a so called 'book'"
Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage!

Wanna Hook Up With Me? is the Bible of Sexual Predation!
by COOLDUDE69 November 17, 2013
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