Hangover

This is the perfect example of the phrase, “No good deed goes unpunished.”

The good deed: You exposed your body to copious amounts of alcohol in a relatively short time span.

The punishment: Your body expects you to maintain this level of “liquid happy” consumption, and if you don’t (even if only for the duration of a short nap)…it rebels by dishing out every discomfort that it can physically and psychologically implement.

*Individual with hangover holds head firmly in hands to prevent cranial overexpansion, and chews on entire contents of Tylenol bottle while kneeling before the porcelain god*
“Why god? Why? It seemed like such a good idea last night. I promise I’ll never drink again…so long as I live.”
*Washes Tylenol down with a bottle of Pepto-Bismol between dry heaves*

Waking up drunk just isn't the same as going to sleep drunk!

by thedue September 3, 2006

BBYO Hangover

The feeling after a BBYO overnight event.

Me: "Dude that convention was awesome!"
You: "Yeah, but with my BBYO Hangover, I wont get work done!"

by dk103213 April 26, 2010

Hangover Fingers

A severe weakening of the fingers due to being very hungover.

Hey man, can you open this Gatorade. I've got a wicked case of hangover fingers.

by Bano8 November 29, 2009

hongomongonunulogongus

A very large inanimate object

The horse had a "Hongomongonunulogongus" sized cock

by Hongomongonunulongongus November 5, 2018

Hurricane Hangover

What happens after you drink a lot of water to get rid of the dry heaves, and puke up nothing but a crap load of slightly color-tinted water for hours.

"Dude, where's Kayla?"

"She's bent over the garbage can riding Hurricane Hangover."

by Raws December 9, 2007

xbox hangover

the feeling of extreme fatigue and self loathing after playing 5 or more hours of xbox live

"Don't talk to me, I've got an xbox hangover"

by dillony February 18, 2010

jalapeño hangover

The correct spelling of jalepeno hangover.

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalapeños.

Me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalapeño hangover.

Boss: I think we need to talk about your jalapeño problem.

Me: I can stop anytime I want.

by subStruc May 14, 2011