Hair on the Highway

A mythical place where the weary traveller can stop for a rest, get a cold beverage whilst gaining a new superior hairstyle that is cut by the ever upstyling Queen Balayage.

“Maybe we should stay at the Hair on the Highway”,
“Don’t joke about that Joe, you’ve heard about the myth of the Hair and the Highway.

by Olivia Trdeeeuuuuuu March 12, 2021

Hershey Highway

(A family joke I use) If your parents dont let you say "Butthole" here is another word.

"Jeez, your such a Hershey Highway."

by Hershey Chocolate April 13, 2020

Highway Commando

To cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. Exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. Peeling out grants a multiplier. Each car within the danger zone around the driver who is Highway Commando'ing is considered a casualty.

Truck too large? We need the wide lane? Commence Highway Commando.

by Scott Icarus November 6, 2011

gurt highway

Another word for the vaginal canal; due to its prominence in hosting a flow of gurt (semen) after intercourse, much like traffic on a highway

Kelly and I slipped out of the party early, I ended up putting my tongue up her gurt highway, it was sick.

by Blood Champion June 20, 2022

highway dyslexia

When someone drives in the passing lane on the highway (usually below the speed limit) but they actually aren't passing anyone. And they stay there in spite of being passed by several cars.

"Why won't that guy in the Mercedes get over! He must have highway dyslexia."

by yaya777 December 28, 2016

highway noggin

Performing oral sex on the person who is driving

As Jack was driving, Jill reached over and unzipped his pants to uncovered his manhood and to give him highway noggin.

by juicy nancy March 5, 2015

Highway L

Smoking a fat blunt or joint while driving on the highway with your homies

Heyy , wanna go for a highway L ?

by RaspberryT January 11, 2022