heather

heather is joe

just joe

and only joe

joe is heather

joe is the heather of everything

by sage23011 November 2, 2020

Heather

Heathers a spoiled brat who likes to make fun of her friends. She calls them fat and tells them to either deal with it or accept it. She thinks that being called skinny and fat is the same thing. And she’s very overdramatic. She thinks she’s a freak but the person that’s she’s apparently in love with she hasn’t even seen in real life. She likes to cry and listen to lil peep. And she gets mad easily.

So never get too close with a heather.

My names heather and I pissed on my bed sheets.

by Bootyholecrabbypatties April 12, 2020

Heather

Its you

You are heather

by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020

heather

The person who ruined a queer man's love life.
Heather is NOT the perfect girl as seen in the Heather music video Conan does try to be more like heather however he does NOT want to be her he just wants his crush to like him back.

"wow dude she is such a heather"
"wdym heather isn't a compliment she ruined a queer man's love life"

by heather -Conan gray August 24, 2020

Heather

Gorgeous little thing who will rub your feet but steal your pizza. She fake cuddles just so she can sleep fart or steal your covers....a potato

Friend 1: how'd you sleep?
Friend 2: it would have been great if not for that Heather's pizza farts

by Ninjabootyjuice696988 July 30, 2018

heather

the word heather is the best name to have a crush because heather is hot talented and cute so kevin loves her

i love you heather

by kevin the lover May 16, 2019

Heather

usually a thicc sassy girl with the drive to win. She will throw you off a cliff. She is popular but lots of people hate her.
She doesn't do sports. She'll have a possey of popular dumb people. You will sleep with one eye open if you mess with her.

Person1: Heather is the worst.
Heather: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Izzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyybeaaaaaaan May 6, 2020