Uber Hag

Super ugly, super bitchy, super nasty, super dirty, super don't-tough-it-with-a-ten {no, wait THIRTY} foot-poll, super skank girl. ;)

That girl over there is acting like a uber hag." "Amy Winehouse looks like a uber hag." "That girl is so dirty she's an uber hag.

by Uber Friend of a Uber Hag August 14, 2010

crag hag

Someone (typically a woman or a gay man) who does not actually rock climb, but loves to hang around the cliffs (or crags). This person may climb a little bit, but is mostly there to watch, ogle, or flirt with other climbers. Crag hags may be friends with the group of climbers, but there are some climbers who find crag hags to be annoying, lame or pretending to be something they're not.

Oh, you haven't met Sandra? She's always out at the Gunks. She doesn't climb much- she's just there to meet climber guys. She's a total crag hag.

by Rockin'Rachel June 8, 2011

wig hag

an older woman who's wig looks incongruous with her ageing skin and features

an aged woman who cannot go out without her best wig

did you see that woman who just walked past

yeaah....what a wig hag

by believe in dog November 13, 2010

Stag hag

Straight guys who have, due to current circumstances, been hanging around the gay pasture. They like to mow, they eat a lot, they shed socks. We have the gay women's security force after a couple of fights broke out over TV remotes. They eat a lot. They gays saw them as exotic at first, now they are just guys hanging around gays. They are growing on us.

The stag hag speaks longingly of the 1980's, when they worked for a union and made a great living.

by Victoria Bronzeworth August 17, 2018

hag fest

1.)when a rather large group of ugly obese women join in any kind of meeting to put down all the young hot women in the surrounding area.
2.) when you go to some party that was supposed to be hip and rad but all the women look like festering hags.

1.) Oh jeez, they're getting ready to meet for the tuesday hag fest in the rec hall.

2.)Guy to friends: OMG did you go to Adam's party? It was a total Hag fest!!!! Gross!!!

by highclassbizzitch June 2, 2010

Hag Feast

A group of women discussing and enjoying gossip

They stood around the water cooler having a hag feast on the latest office gossip.

by Kit_Kat_0 March 31, 2010

Baggin A Hag

When a young male trys to go out with a much older woman, usually for the purpose of getting laid or getting money.

johnny: I just asked out that that lady Janice out!

robert: Isnt she about 40?

johnny: yeah, why?

robert: Thats nasty why are you Baggin A Hag?

by richardskull October 17, 2009