When you have the munchies so bad you start to get hangry, but never get full from eating, which fuels your hangriness even more
Karl: I have the munchies so bad, I’m perpetually hangry.
Sebastian: you good bro?
Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.
Sebastian: calm dow…
Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY
(Based on real events)
Sebastian: you good bro?
Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.
Sebastian: calm dow…
Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY
(Based on real events)
by Karlmalthus April 02, 2022

Jean: You're an asshole
Carter: *stomach growls*
Jean: Oh My Fucking God you were hangry this whole time
Carter: *stomach growls*
Jean: Oh My Fucking God you were hangry this whole time
by DraconicOxalis April 11, 2022

When hunger meets anger creating a mood shift that is toxic leaving the sufferer with inability to listen or act civil and is likely to respond with extreme aggression.
I never schedule lunch meetings without providing lunch to avoid HANGRY behaviour as a part of workplace safety.
by WerkinMan July 25, 2016
