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money hag

A person who thinks life is predicated on the monetary wealth acquired throughout life.
Life is about more than making money; don't be a money hag!
by MadZuul April 17, 2016
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wig hag

an older woman who's wig looks incongruous with her ageing skin and features

an aged woman who cannot go out without her best wig
did you see that woman who just walked past

yeaah....what a wig hag
by believe in dog November 13, 2010
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hag's fag

A) A heterosexual male whose social activities primarily revolve around platonic relationships with multiple females and engaging in stereotypically feminine activities with said females. Although rarely exhibiting effeminate behaviors themselves, the hag’s fag is often considered to be “one of the girls” by the social group, and is noteworthy for being the sole male in a clique of all females.

B) A male who ends up becoming a female’s platonic best friend (often a cock tease) in a desperate and quixotic bid to become romantically linked to said female. Typical signs of hag’s-fagship include: withdrawal from everyday social activities to devote more time and energy to the partner, overly-chivalrous, hyper-affectionate, protective, doting, and tacky “romantic comedy” behavior directed at the female partner (i.e. being “the nice guy”), frequent partaking in “dating” activities with the female partner without the prospect of getting laid, delusions that the sexual “promised land” is just around the corner, lying and exaggerating about sexual encounters with the partner to peers, and mistaken beliefs by peers that the hag’s fag and the partner are romantically linked. While hag’s fags may engage in some low-level sexual activities with their partners (petting, handholding, sleepovers, hugging, kissing), these typically tend to be limited to the initial stages of the relationship and rarely progress beyond.

C) Any male who is repeatedly strung along by a female cock tease.
1. He is such a hag's fag! Does have any male
Friends?

2. I dropped over 100 bucks on that B and she still hasn’t put out. Not even a kiss! Fuck this. I’m definitely not interested in being her hag’s fag.
by Dean_Jungmin October 14, 2012
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Uber Hag

Super ugly, super bitchy, super nasty, super dirty, super don't-tough-it-with-a-ten {no, wait THIRTY} foot-poll, super skank girl. ;)
That girl over there is acting like a uber hag." "Amy Winehouse looks like a uber hag." "That girl is so dirty she's an uber hag.
by Uber Friend of a Uber Hag August 14, 2010
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Hag Feast

A group of women discussing and enjoying gossip
They stood around the water cooler having a hag feast on the latest office gossip.
by Kit_Kat_0 March 31, 2010
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Stag hag

Straight guys who have, due to current circumstances, been hanging around the gay pasture. They like to mow, they eat a lot, they shed socks. We have the gay women's security force after a couple of fights broke out over TV remotes. They eat a lot. They gays saw them as exotic at first, now they are just guys hanging around gays. They are growing on us.
The stag hag speaks longingly of the 1980's, when they worked for a union and made a great living.
by Victoria Bronzeworth August 17, 2018
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Hag Daddy

A certain individual prone to shouting inappropriate phrases in public settings, such as "fish jizz videos." When intoxicated, a Hag Daddy becomes obsessed with knowing whether or not people hate her, and has been known to demand others to carry her, to no avail.
Did you hear? Hag Daddy loudly referred to me as "Wet Daddy" at the party the other day. You know, now that I think of it, I don't think there was a single person at that party who didn't hear that.
by WetDaddy March 22, 2017
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