Cum Guzzler

Kids named michael are typically cum guzzlers

That Cum Guzzler smells so bad. Hes probably called michael

by bloglog September 12, 2022

ass guzzler

Someone who just sucks some much ass that they have the fuel economy of a hummer h2, usually reserved for shitty drivers

Nice blinker you ass guzzler or this bitch guzzles so much ass she can't even hit 40mph

by PChiddie December 20, 2017

Cum guzzler

One who still does not know the difference between right and wrong and they are entering in their 60s.

This total cum guzzler decided it was a great idea to pull out a weapon these days in broad daylight at a bank and not realize that they don’t have any money in that bank account unfortunately nor even have an account in that other person’s name.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

cum guzzler

Someone who swallows so much semen they piss out children.

She's such a cum guzzler what a thot!

by Isuckedadick May 2, 2021

Cum guzzler

your aunt this time (for variety's sake)

your aunt is a Cum guzzler

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

crotch guzzler

A bi-sexual person who only gives oral and never has sex. Often regarded as a huge slut.

That guy is such a man whore. He sucks off everyone even the guys.

Yeah he's a Crotch Guzzler.

by Vere_Shylah November 27, 2017

Kool-Aid Guzzler

Someone who participates in an organized religion and believes the fiction that it teaches.

That Kool-Aid guzzler goes for their once a week brainwashing session every Sunday to get the full press marketing brainwashing with the elaborate decor, catchy jingles, marketing slogans, sales pitch, and peer pressure.

by Arche Logos January 12, 2024