Grant

fucking retard

Grant is a fucking retard.

by Fuckold May 26, 2019

grant

a reptile breeding psycho who needs to get his shit together. he is extremely afraid of needles and likes to talk about boobs.

did you hear about the new guy in school? he y’all about making lizard have sex. that’s grant

by jacklynschultz69 June 7, 2018

grant

the shitiest fag you will ever meet. if you do come across one of these monsters kill on sight.

grant-he's a bitch

by grants a bitch May 24, 2018

Grant

A Hawt boy who love nasal and your most likely to see him in your room at night doing pirate key on your sis.

There might be a Grant in your room!

by Seaflap December 7, 2017

Grant

The kinda guy who overcompensated his TPS(tiny penis syndrome) with an excessive amount of guns, usually goes to a summer camp and hangs out with his family for fun. Has a brother who's source of income is questionable (gun runner)?

That guy has so many guns he must have a Grant's dick.

by xX_stephenwally420noscope_Xx September 13, 2017

granting

when a person (the granter) is super quick with another and is extremely perturbed by someone asking them a simple question. they (the granter) usually interupts the first person before they even get their question out. then they (the granter) immediately try and degrade the first person.

Example #1:

A Dad asking his son a question because the Dad is interested in what his son did at school today-

Dad (intended question): Hi Grant How was your school day?
Dad (actual attemped question): Hi Grant How was .....?

TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): No Dad! Stop asking me questions! I'm, tired, sick, hungary, hate you, you're stupid and you're bothering me, you alway do this so leave me alone, etc.

Example #2:

A Dad asking his son about why he didn't eat his breakfast because the Dad is concered about his son's health and welfare-

Dad (intended question): Grant, you didn't finish the nice breakfast I made for you. What's wrong?

Dad (actual attemped question): Grant, you...

TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): Stop it Dad! I hate this food. It makes me sick. I've never liked it. You just do this to make me upset. I hate you.

by Grant'sDad March 29, 2010

Grant Wilson

Noun: a conservative with very libertarian leanings.
Verb: to politely announce that you're leaving a group, when you could have just left the group and not said anything.

"Y'all better stop making fun of me, or I'll have to Grant Wilson myself."

by UR2KEWL4ME March 14, 2019