Goon

Someone that is half witted.

Or someone that is very immature and has a very poor personality, generally unaware of things happening around them. Goon is also a mild insult.
"Oi did you hear Owen spent £150 on a twitch gamer"

"Oh that kids such a goon"
by Owenburgyboy July 13, 2016
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Goon

Same as saying ‘silly’ or ‘goof-ball
Used in a fun joking manner
Paul “When I get drunk I like to play Xbox in my army gear”
Bob “lol dude ur such a goon!”
by BasicSavage01 April 29, 2019
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Goon

A member of the goon squad and/or
a sophomore boy that chases after junior girls out of their league,

Usually a person that makes you glad cloning isn’t real.

Characteristics include: large ego’s, the inability to handle alcohol, and using phrases such as “boom boom”.
Did you see her with that goon? She’s way out of his league.
by That one Tennessee lady January 29, 2023
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Goon

That kid is such a goon’
by Yehyeh@gmail.com July 31, 2019
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goon

1) A shiney silver sack, filled with your choice of vodka, wine or tequilla, which at the time causes great happiness, But may come with various side affects such as;

multiple vom sessions

memory loss

self-endangerment

inability to study or apply make up

overly affectionate behaviour

Also known as Robots Placenta

Can also be used as a comertose pillow, or blow it up again and have a fun game of goon hackey.
She got on the goon hard last night....
by goon.love June 4, 2010
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Goon

A Goon in the singular is an idiot that does idiotic things with no real harmful side effects other than to them selves. Mostly, the outcome of their goonish behaviour is relatively entertaining to the rest of the world.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.
"He's just tried to boil an electric kettle on the stove and given himself third degree burns. What a Goon."
by Agentthot December 24, 2009
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goon

a person who has had a great life, lots of friends, and is always having fun.
a goon is a cheerful person.
by youowemeacherrycoke October 14, 2011
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