gary

A useful euphemism for male masturbation. The female equivalent is Gabby.

"I can't talk right now, I've got my mate Gary here."

"You seem uptight. When did you last see Gary?"

"I knocked on her door but there was no answer - I could just hear this buzzing noise. I think she was with Gabby."

by Man Soc May 19, 2006

the gary

when somebody is very very fat

1)dude that guy is "the gary"

2)im not inviting him he is "the gary"

3)that guy is the biggest "the gary" i know!!

by that guy gfhj June 5, 2007

gary

A complete twat. User. Will lie to get money. Will do anything for money, Has patience in bucketloads. A great planner. Not a leader, lets people get away with crap. Disloyal very weak. A follower. Does anything family tell him to do regardless of experience, logic or fairness.. lukewarm about said family. Cold cold cold. Admires macheovell ...need I say more. Unresponsive to love and care.

That's such a gary thing to do (cold)

by kelcat October 19, 2017

gary

A man with a muffin-top has anger issues and has flatulent problems.promises to do something but never does it, always throws a temper tantrum

Trudy: are you going to the gym today gary?
Gary: na,to much work by the way can you make me some tea?
Trudy: no
Gary: *(sulks in anger)

by bitchy_sexbomb_999¡¿¤ May 11, 2016

gary

a homo sexaual that has anger issues

my lord hes such a gary

by peepee slayer April 1, 2019

Gari

Small and Elf like

Yo Yo u aint Lord of da rings, you just GARI

by Chris Powell August 10, 2003

gary

porn star I will beat all the meat and suck all the dicks my name is Gary I am a porn star who beats my own meat and sucks my own dick I go oh baby harder faster stronger and that is my life

omg Gary is such a porn star in his bad

by yeetboi2223 September 6, 2019