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Something of no use to the chronically economically illiterates, who read the Guardian and worship Carl Marx.
“ That’s about as much use as a business page in the Guardian!” Exclaimed Rupert before spilling egg down his tie.
by Maggie T November 21, 2025
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guardian plants

Aka: weeds

A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.

Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.

Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.

Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."

"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"

"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"

"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
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Guardians

A term used generally for Nazis and Neo Nazis. The term is derived from those that guarded concentration camps.
Don't go in there, it's a Guardians bar.
by Polyglottted July 23, 2021
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Guardians 2

Shorthand for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. AKA the best marvel movie. Fight me
"Sup loser, wanna go watch Guardians 2? Its hella good"
"Shut up gremora simp"
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Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.
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Guardian

An adult pedophile predator who grooms a minor for a future sexual relationship or trafficking.
Nate was trying to position himself as Stanley's guardian, so we reported him to the police.
by Top5Player July 24, 2021
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