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Furzkannone

Eine Person, die nicht nur oft furzt, sondern dabei auch eine biologische Massenvernichtungswaffe darstellt. Ihre „Emissionen“ sind nicht nur hörbar, sondern hinterlassen auch eine unsichtbare, aber extrem aggressive Duftspur, die selbst härteste Nasen zur Kapitulation zwingt. In geschlossenen Räumen gleicht die Wirkung einer Tränengasgranate – Flucht ist oft die einzige Option.
Alter, mach das Fenster auf! Michał hat wieder seine Furzkannone abgefeuert!“
by unosuno95 March 18, 2025
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furvangelical

Noun. Pronounced fur-VAN-gla-Cal

1. an evangelical who is a member of the Furry Fandom (This is very rare as they focus on religion, and a vast majority of furries are liberal)

2. a Furry that spreads the fandom and tries to transfur (make members of the FF) others
1. my friend who is a furvangelical goes to church every Sunday

2. Changed became so popular at my college because one student was a furvangelical
by ErPhox05 March 21, 2025
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halle fuckanut

a flat witch bitch who dates guys and talks to other guys with girlfriends. All at the same time. Also might edit her photos to makes things like her teeth whiter or her boobs bigger.I quoted this from one of her boy toys. “Her pussy looks like an Arby’s sandwich”
Don’t be a Halle fuckanut everyone will hate you:)
by Snyder’s good girl September 30, 2017
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elisabeth furman

Elisabeth furman is a very nice and funny girl when she wants to be; she never does though. Most of the time she can be found hanging around a karate studio yelling at kids, or at school, yelling at kids. When not yelling at defenseless kids, she spends her spare time beating up adults in light contact sparring, which as you can imaging, isn't as "light" as they say. Even though I don't know very well how she spends the other parts of her life, I'm pretty sure she's either a demon on 'roids or a cyborg hell-bent on killing all humans.
"Have you seen Beth today?"
"No"
"Good, she's scarier than usual"
"How, is that possible?"
"It's Elisabeth Furman, she gets scarier everyday."
by Vaulkner May 30, 2018
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Michael Furgang

Michael Furgang- a BITCH boy lil dick having ass snitching ass bitch
by gunonmyhiponeinthehead June 11, 2020
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