Death

When you fee dead

"I feel like death"
"SAME"

by Cresttoothpaste February 23, 2018

death

The only sure thing in life besides taxes.

Can be delivered by a 9mm, 12 gauge, a sharp knife, or a rope.

Often is followed by expensive funeral costs.

After i lost my job, I knew only death could persue.

by Grim Reaper 6969 February 27, 2017

Death

Death is when someone lies down, sleeps, and never wakes up.

5 year old says “my mom went to sleep one night, and she never got up. They later took her out of the house because it smelled. They said it was because of death.”

by Shortbread Gobbler October 7, 2019

Death

Those who have tried this have claimed it is a truly fantastic experience, best served as a final course after a refreshing kick of sharp ‘n’ bitter, also known as life.

I’ve had enough of life, moving onto death

by Blobfish.inc April 2, 2018

Death

The thing that solves all our problems, but gives up even more

“Are you afraid of death?”
“No, death is actually quite friendly.”
“How!?!” “He got rid of my psycho stalker”

by aNd I oOP!!¡!!¡ December 4, 2019

Death

Death is such a powerful concept that it's hard to think or talk about, it creates a hole in you and can destroy entire families. Only very emotionally lacking people can talk about it without feeling sadness, yet we have decided to create mass death on so many occasions.

When it had flooded and Sam fell into the river we were scared, but when she was torn from my grip and pulled away I knew that only Death could follow.

by WILDRINKADINK September 25, 2019

Death

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.

The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019