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kosher floss

she sure looks fine in that kosher floss
by rebelyid March 8, 2005
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Crack Floss

Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!
Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.

Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.
by G-RED October 29, 2006
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Shower Floss

verb

The process of removing the collection of hair (usually long hair) that gathers in one's asscrack while in the shower. The collection occurs from washing/conditioning one's hair. The removal is typically done after soaping and directly before one steps out of the shower.
Heather was in the shower with her boyfriend Tighe for the first time when she noticed some suspicious activity occuring with his hands behind his back.

heather: are you shower flossing???

tighe: (turns red) ...yea...
by Oliver Klouzoff April 7, 2010
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Freestyle Flossing

Flossing ones teeth anywhere that is outside the bathroom. Similar to dental flossing but outside the norm of where its done which is the bathroom. The term is also used to also imply how unnecessary and disgusting the act can be with plaque, food and blood flying everywhere.
I had company over and my girl walked out of the bedroom freestyle flossing while greeting all my friends.
Whenever we go to the movies mike is freestyle flossing his teeth.
by Blacknight200 August 16, 2012
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camel floss

Modern underwear that can also be used as dental floss placed upon a camel toe (see camel toe)
That chick has such a nice camel toe, I wish I could use her camel floss
by Eago November 11, 2013
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Dental floss

Do you have any idee where I can find some dental floss?
by BlackPohatu January 26, 2017
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Fart floss

To grow out one's pubic hair, fuck another girl in the ass, and proceed home to have your girlfriend blow you during which she gets a pube stuck in between her teeth.
It is best to fart floss after you also work out, the sweat factor is significant.
by handle this dick May 23, 2016
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