A delusional small penised man, a shyster who wants to pull the wool over people's eyes to make one think that he is not a cancer.
A charlatan, a fake. Monet.
A person who's belly is as big as his ego.
A charlatan, a fake. Monet.
A person who's belly is as big as his ego.
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When you have a very old laptop, have it run a game or program that is far too advanced for what the laptop can run, and then let it run for about an hour. Once the laptop has inevitably heated up from the program to the point that it's hot to the touch, you take a solid shit onto the keyboard of the laptop, and then close the screen onto it as far as it'll go. You now have a George Foreman Grill. Bonus points if the keyboard keys cook a grid pattern onto the shit, like your favorite hamburger.
When you have a very old laptop, have it run a game or program that is far too advanced for what the laptop can run, and then let it run for about an hour. Once the laptop has inevitably heated up from the program to the point that it's hot to the touch, you take a solid shit onto the keyboard of the laptop, and then close the screen onto it as far as it'll go. You now have a George Foreman Grill. Bonus points if the keyboard keys cook a grid pattern onto the shit, like your favorite hamburger.
Noun:
Joey: "Hey Chandler, can I borrow your laptop for a minute?"
Chandler: "OK. First of all, No. Second of all, Jo, this is Friday night. I know your weekly routine. I know EXACTLY what you want to use my laptop for.
Joey: "Why would I want to make a George Foreman Grill with your laptop on a Friday night?"
Chandler: "What?"
Joey: "What?"
Verb:
Joey: "Ross, let me use your laptop."
Ross: "Uh, eh, I eh don't think that that would uh very good idea there Jo."
Joey: "Give me your laptop or I'll just take it. Then I'll take it into your bedroom, lock the door, and George Foreman it on your bed. THEN I'll show it to Rachel and tell her that you made it, and she'll believe me because I'm the alpha-male."
Ross: "Oh, uh, hmmm, uh, ok, you can have it."
Joey: "Hey Chandler, can I borrow your laptop for a minute?"
Chandler: "OK. First of all, No. Second of all, Jo, this is Friday night. I know your weekly routine. I know EXACTLY what you want to use my laptop for.
Joey: "Why would I want to make a George Foreman Grill with your laptop on a Friday night?"
Chandler: "What?"
Joey: "What?"
Verb:
Joey: "Ross, let me use your laptop."
Ross: "Uh, eh, I eh don't think that that would uh very good idea there Jo."
Joey: "Give me your laptop or I'll just take it. Then I'll take it into your bedroom, lock the door, and George Foreman it on your bed. THEN I'll show it to Rachel and tell her that you made it, and she'll believe me because I'm the alpha-male."
Ross: "Oh, uh, hmmm, uh, ok, you can have it."
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Did you see that dude over there trekking mud all over the floor on the other side of the store?
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I was late too, but what do you expect those tractors only drive up to about 15 m.p.h.
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