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The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025
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Rye Old Fashioned

When a noob uses rye whiskey as the basis of an old fashioned thereby turning into something other than an old fashioned.
Patron: Can I get a rye old fashioned?
Bartender: You can get the fuck out.
by Boioioing3773 January 29, 2025
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Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado
My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month
by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025
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