A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.
Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?
Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...
Human 1: I'm horny already...
Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...
Human 1: I'm horny already...
by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

by fernieisawsome December 15, 2019

by marss_barr May 29, 2024

Fernando is the type of boy who you knew you would love the day u met him .. he’s the guy who makes life worth living and the guy who makes everything seem more easy … he’s the type of boy you’ll call “ love of my life” and end up being with .. he can stay to himself at times but that won’t change the fact that he loves u .. things get hard but the love stays the same , as always ! <3
by anonymous June 21, 2024

Fernando is the type of guy that you’ll start to like instantly he’s easy to become friends with he’ll push your buttons sometimes but overall he’s a great good looking trustful guy.
by ABCDEFGHI still love you January 30, 2022

Fernando is pretty much a fucking alpha Mae sigma based chad. He fucks pussy on the daily. Also he fucking hates liberals for some reason. He fucks everyone's mom and is such a gentleman. He will care for you and is a very funny guy.
Girl: hey I met a really nice guy last night I think I am in love
Friend: well he must be Fernando right?
Friend: well he must be Fernando right?
by Nnnnnnniggggggasss November 24, 2021
