Elijah 

Huge doucher, capable of lameness, has slept with 14-17 women or men between the ages of 15 and 50 in any given decade, believes in hogzilla, and frequently overeats.

Last night, I almost pulled an elijah.

Elijah by PornTrek February 3, 2010

Elijah 

a really dumb bitch who thinks he’s funny but he’s not. in reality he looks like splinter, the sensei from teenage mutant ninja turtles. he loves to start shit. his nickname would be “go dice”

elijah you are such a dumb bitch!!

Elijah by bbaj April 24, 2019

Elijah 

A person with a very large head who thinks he has a big dick but has a very small one

Elijah if you dont get yo ugly baked bean nose ass outta here ole booty clapping gerbal looking ass im bout to flame yo ugly ass now looking like E.T ole ugly ass yo head bigger than planet earth ole ugly ass

Elijah by Deezzzzzzzzz Nutzzzzzzzzzzzzzz May 17, 2016

elijah 

Referring to little bitches with micro penis

Elijah has a little weiner

elijah by lil dick clique 00000 January 13, 2017

Elijah 

Rudest piece of crap ever. But Eli... that's different

I freaking hate Elijah. For real.

Elijah by thatkindofperson January 14, 2015

Elijah 

A ugly asf guy with dank memes thinks he's the shit, shows memes to not show insecurity of himself runs a meme page white washed asf

Elijah: "Do deaf people hear there own thoughts"
Tai: "Is you dumb"
Josiah: "Fucking nigger fags"

Elijah by Dickniggerfuckgay February 28, 2017

Elijah 

A fucking asshole who likes pussy. Also is a complete dick face. Every one wants to kill him. Also extremely ugly

Wow that guy is such a Elijah

Elijah by Roverclaw February 11, 2018