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a really dumb bitch who thinks he’s funny but he’s not. in reality he looks like splinter, the sensei from teenage mutant ninja turtles. he loves to start shit. his nickname would be “go dice”
Elijah by bbaj April 24, 2019
A person with a very large head who thinks he has a big dick but has a very small one
Elijah if you dont get yo ugly baked bean nose ass outta here ole booty clapping gerbal looking ass im bout to flame yo ugly ass now looking like E.T ole ugly ass yo head bigger than planet earth ole ugly ass
Referring to little bitches with micro penis
Elijah has a little weiner
elijah by lil dick clique 00000 January 13, 2017
Rudest piece of crap ever. But Eli... that's different
Elijah by thatkindofperson January 14, 2015
A ugly asf guy with dank memes thinks he's the shit, shows memes to not show insecurity of himself runs a meme page white washed asf
Elijah: "Do deaf people hear there own thoughts"
Tai: "Is you dumb"
Josiah: "Fucking nigger fags"
Elijah by Dickniggerfuckgay February 28, 2017
A fucking asshole who likes pussy. Also is a complete dick face. Every one wants to kill him. Also extremely ugly
Wow that guy is such a Elijah
Elijah by Roverclaw February 11, 2018