Eli

A pretty nice kid but is scared to come out of the closet.

Kyle is such an Eli

by yunogasai April 4, 2019

Eli

Someone who has a face which is insanely deformed and attracted to the male sex.

Eli is such a bad friend its actually unreal.

by Lucagaming May 15, 2019

Eli

Bigger dick than motherfuckin' big dick Lamar. He's cute. He has a big dick. That's it

Damn I wish your dick was as big as Eli's

by Bigger dick Lamar December 2, 2016

Eli

a dipshit who is obsessed with girls and is a slime bag, sleaze, shit-faced derp

"Wow that pile of dog shit looks like Eli"

by Doglifefishface October 30, 2017

Eli

Eli is a dumb fuck who juuls too much and gets head from ugly girls.

Eli your so sped.

by Ashy04 December 6, 2018

Eli

This egotistical dude thinks he's better than everyone. Vapes 24/7 and has 19293020 pairs of yeezys. has tons of pussies and bitches but still can't get a good girlfriend. attends a shitty ass school and doesn't know how to use english or understand grammar, this dude has a literal 1 inch dick. a small tiny lil dick that dumbass hoes like for some reason. stacks mad cash on dumb hoes. hes a rich white boi but cant afford a good car. never turst elis. NEVER TRUST ELI'S.

guy 1: aye eli can i hit your vape

eli: nah bro u aint got the cash

by Lil Oof Dick December 7, 2018

Eli

A male nurse who dose male anal examinations in Gatlinburg a lot.

Eli a gay friend who is a murse.

by Rolo2006 May 4, 2016