Eli 

Hottest kid ever. Best friends with Noah S
Has an amazing girlfriend who's name starts with R and her last name starts with J.He cares for her only. Coolest kid in your school.

Eli is awesome.

Ik right

Eli by YIUR MUM February 11, 2019

Eli 

Eli is a fucking cunt who constantly plays Fortnite and sucks a load of dick but has a pretty cool vr headset.

Micah: Eli why the fuck are you playing Fortnite?!
Eli: Fuck off I’m gonna go suck dick real quick.

Eli by ZachyComrade July 19, 2019

Eli 

Eli is everyone’s dream crush and very funny but no one has the guts to go talk to him. He is so HOT he is sweet and kind he is perfect in so many ways everyone loves Eli’s they are just awesome. Oh Eli

Person1 omg look at that dude he is so cute.

Person 2 I know right he is new here.
Person1 he must me an Eli.

Eli by Larrayisaqueen November 30, 2019

Eli 

He is a nice person but can be a idiot sometimes

Eli says "Im going to the for comp server" Me "Ok"
5 minutes later
Me calls him "GO TO FOR COMP YOU NOOB"

Eli by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Eli 

Eli-a wise child mostly way too educated and is mini David Attenborough. He is a master of black market deals and will scam you if not careful.
A wild Eli can not be tamed easily but will stay quiet and stationary as a battle tactic

Eli
Oh you mean lil mr scammer

Eli by By soviet Union December 13, 2019

Eli 

the best person you will ever meet. if he likes you as a friend you are lucky, if he likes you as more than a friend you are more than lucky. he is good looking, funny and always makes you laugh. he can kick ass if he needs to and will always stick up for you. he is creative and is usually one of the best at art class.

wor Eli:

"you: wow your sooo good at art"
"him: no i'm really not i just draw what I feel, and i looked at you son that is how my picture is beautiful"

Eli by the definition man2 February 26, 2020

Eli 

He’s a dick that should go away for ever!He doesn’t know how to treat a girl he will break your heart so don’t date him!!!

Person#1 He sucks

Person#2 He must be a eli

Eli by The salad person June 3, 2020