reader's elbow

The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.
"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."
by PPPR September 27, 2011
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lumberjack's elbow

Tendinitis acquired from chopping wood.
I've been single too long ... My lumberjack's elbow is getting worse.
by Ricardo Macho February 18, 2014
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Elbow-rape

The act of gently cupping a person's elbow with your hand, usually in a bid to catch their attention, leaving the victim feeling slightly violated.

Bonus points are awarded for sneaking up behind the target and grabbing them by both elbows.
Jim: "I just double elbow-raped Dan. He never saw it coming. The look on his face was priceless!"
by biscuitcat March 29, 2013
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Kindle Elbow

Stress injury to the elbow caused by holding your kindle for hours in end
by MahaT July 08, 2015
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wide elbow

obnoxious handshake. when a douche bag approaches you with a handshake while sticking his elbow far too wide.
I hate when douche bags give me the wide elbow.
by bmoneymillionaire July 28, 2008
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Jacker’s Elbow

A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.
After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.
by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021
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Skunyon's Elbow

1. A small uninhabitable patch of land in the middle of a swamp or marshland.
Syn- Timbucktwo, BFE

2. A mythical greek island in the heart of the South Pacific...
I had to drive all the way to Skunyon's Elbow to get this beer....

I found a secret map to Skunyon's Elbow, hop in the Spruce Moose and I will fly us there...
by Adam F. Casade April 04, 2008
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