reader's elbow

The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.

"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."

by PPPR September 27, 2011

Elbow-rape

The act of gently cupping a person's elbow with your hand, usually in a bid to catch their attention, leaving the victim feeling slightly violated.

Bonus points are awarded for sneaking up behind the target and grabbing them by both elbows.

Jim: "I just double elbow-raped Dan. He never saw it coming. The look on his face was priceless!"

by biscuitcat March 29, 2013

Jacker’s Elbow

A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.

After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.

by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021

wide elbow

obnoxious handshake. when a douche bag approaches you with a handshake while sticking his elbow far too wide.

I hate when douche bags give me the wide elbow.

by bmoneymillionaire August 24, 2008

elbow reveal

A more exciting way to advertize your channel than an face reveal.

Person: yoo check out dream's face reveal!
Person 2: nah mate those are boring, the new trend is the elbow reveal.

by i eat little babies for lunch February 10, 2021

Guillotine Elbow

The un-recognised medical condition for people who spend most of their time at work operating old, stiff, heavy paper guillotine cutters. An elbow injury for Office Supplies workers.

X: "can you cut this paper work in half for me?"

Y:"I've already got guillotine elbow from the last job lot you gave me!"

by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009

Elbow Brother

A male who shares the same injury as you. You both have the same surgery. Even though you are not true brothers, this is a significantly close bond.

male 1:"Hey where did you get that scar?"
male 2:"I broke my elbow and had to get screws put in it."
male 1"Same here!"
female: "You guys are elbow brothers"

by Bree.z June 10, 2010