Not that I did that or anything

A foolish person trying their best to lie. If anybody says that, you know they're lying, no matter the context.

"Hey dad, how do I get a penis out of a Cola bottle? Not that I did that or anything."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."

by Cup of steel June 12, 2023

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

by YeetTheAn3On March 24, 2024

I did but I didnt

The ramblings of an out-and-out liar who can't stand by their actions. Usually a complete cunt who you can't stand the sight of.

Wellll...... What it is, is I did but I didnt - an annoying lying cunt in action

by Legiz March 09, 2015

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

i did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!

I was one of the ppl thinking I have to show of the definition of my name from Urban dictionary it seems to be a cringe move and I'm sorry

look at him, putting "I did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!" in his story, he deserves to die

by yung_cringelord November 25, 2021

Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?

by Why did I even buy this mug? April 25, 2024

i did exactly as you said pop

Say this to a hamilton fan to make them cry. Or you can say "Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina"
*sniffs* there go the tears...

Friend wants to make me cry for some reason
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears

by a random hamilton fan January 24, 2020