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mutually assured destruction

(MAD) The Cold War strategic doctrine which made all-out nuclear war the only possibility for war between the super-power blocs (US & USSR). Like it or not (and who would?), it worked, at least in preventing the use nuclear weapons in war.

Weapon of Crap Destruction 

a unbearably smelling shit you take when you're in the bathroom, which fazes the other occupants coming in and sharing the bathroom. victims that suffer from this, often from symptoms such as barfing, dizziness, fainting, and possible coma.
person 1: (groggy)..huh? what happened?
person 2: you passed out from a Weapon of Crap Destruction.

mutually assured destruction

A Cold War idea that neither the U.S. or the U.S.S.R. would use nuclear weapons on the other, knowing attack would lead to a mutually devatating counterattack.
Mutually assured destruction kept Ronald Regan from pushing the button.

mutually assured destruction

a stalemate in a war where both (or more) sides have wordweapons of mass destruction/word.

Weapons of Weight Destruction 

George Bush's countermeasure to weapons of mass destruction. Never told to the United States public.
Trying to use the metric system, eh? Then we shall build bigger weapons using standard units!

Ultimate Ninja Destruction 

THE BEST GAME EVER,WHERE THE AIM IS TO HIT THE ANOTHER PERSONS HAND IN ONE SOLID MOVEMENT,AND THE PERSON YOU ARE GOING FOR HAS ONE SOLID MOVMENT TO DODGE AND YOU TAKE TURNS.
EMMA: I'M BORED

BRIANNA: LETS PLAY ULTIMATE NINJA DESTRUCTION

EMMA:AWESOME OK