Death

What every edgy teenager desires.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism

by Exterminate_all_thots May 23, 2018

Death

Those who have tried this have claimed it is a truly fantastic experience, best served as a final course after a refreshing kick of sharp ‘n’ bitter, also known as life.

I’ve had enough of life, moving onto death

by Blobfish.inc April 2, 2018

Death

Death is such a powerful concept that it's hard to think or talk about, it creates a hole in you and can destroy entire families. Only very emotionally lacking people can talk about it without feeling sadness, yet we have decided to create mass death on so many occasions.

When it had flooded and Sam fell into the river we were scared, but when she was torn from my grip and pulled away I knew that only Death could follow.

by WILDRINKADINK September 25, 2019

Death

The thing that solves all our problems, but gives up even more

“Are you afraid of death?”
“No, death is actually quite friendly.”
“How!?!” “He got rid of my psycho stalker”

by aNd I oOP!!¡!!¡ December 4, 2019

Death

A process everyone has to go through that's unavoidable, like taxes and obesity.

A: "Sorry man I have to go through death"
B: "See ya soon!"

by TheDefMaker001 February 18, 2020

Death

The end of life as you know it.

Death is sensitive. for the living. for the dead it´s everyday´s coffee

by Deathmylover September 5, 2019

Death

Something that I want.

Death in past tense is dead. Violet wants dead death.

by that one stoner chick April 21, 2018