Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021

dating Darwinism

Survival of the fittest. Which man/woman will be left standing to suit your dating needs.

I like them all. But it’s like dating Darwinism. Whoever deals with my shit the longest is the fittest.

by ash_santos January 11, 2020

Darwin

Darwin/darwining is a verb that means ghosting someone most for no apperant reason.

Friend 1: Did he answer your text?
Friend 2: Nah
F1 : There is no way did this mf just darwined us?
F2: Well he isn't answering his phone too so yeah I'd say he darwined the shit out of us.

by I get the ball and fumble it September 6, 2024

darwin hubbard

Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.

Darwin Hubbard is soo cute but whys he Emo?

by Chuckabuck November 4, 2013

Darwin Plum

When you put your balls in her mouth and then shit on her eyes.

Jenny has pink eye because Darryl gave her the Darwin Plum.

by The big fat shark May 10, 2023

Charles Darwin

Darwin is a fool who believes in evolution and he’s the antichrist man

AAHHH IS THAT CHARLES DARWIN?!! ISN’T HE THE ANTICHRIST??

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025

Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.

Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."

by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023