darwin

short, wears a finger condom that meant to be on a pinky on his penis but its not about the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean

i have a Darwin sized penis.

by 'z[psidfjv]pojsDv January 16, 2019

Darwin

Darwin, the most annoying dumb guy you will ever meet. Super annoying and rude, has no respect for other people, he's somehow popular yet no one likes him, usually he doesn't have any talents and creeps on random girls.

oh god Darwin's coming

by walmartcake April 29, 2020

Darwin

Look a Darwin to me is a sweet guy.The funny guy,Actually the most perfect guy, he plays a sport or two.Are mid height,And lord ha beautiful eyes.A Darwin to me is the most perfect guy.Funny,sweet,a gentleman,everything.He might be a little ugly,but that’s the best part.Even tho he got a big nose,he’s still an attractive young man,girls usually throw themselves at him,but he doesn’t want any of them,he only wants that one girl.

Persona 1-“Ay uhm yk Darwin?”
Persona 2-“Darwin??!? Hell yeah”

by Bigboobiesmooch November 27, 2022

Reverse Darwinism

The process of allowing those who would have naturally selected themselves out of existence the ability to survive through intervention that runs counter to natural selection.

If not for medical professionals, those climate activists who glued their hands to the road would have won the 2023 Darwin Awards. That's reverse Darwinism at work.

by SirKingArthur July 15, 2023

Darwin Rivera

a spoiled gay boy with glasses who tries to rape his crush taylor everyday

darwin rivera is gay

by president of the wrld June 8, 2019

Darwin

Darwin is a girl that is amazing and beautiful. Darwin can be very insecure and shy but when you get to know her she is the sweetest, funniest most caring girl you could find.

1#-DARWIN I LOVE YOU
Darwin-oH chill

by Verygaygirlwholovesagirl June 3, 2018

Darwin

Darwin/darwining is a verb that means ghosting someone most for no apperant reason.

Friend 1: Did he answer your text?
Friend 2: Nah
F1 : There is no way did this mf just darwined us?
F2: Well he isn't answering his phone too so yeah I'd say he darwined the shit out of us.

by I get the ball and fumble it September 6, 2024