dating Darwinism

Survival of the fittest. Which man/woman will be left standing to suit your dating needs.

I like them all. But it’s like dating Darwinism. Whoever deals with my shit the longest is the fittest.

by ash_santos January 11, 2020

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Charles Darwin School

A school in biggin hill with chavs and normal people and road men who think they run the school people would say it is a good school though

oh charles darwin school i heard that’s full of chavs

by nanwkwkqkqlqla October 20, 2021

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Charles Darwin

Darwin is a fool who believes in evolution and he’s the antichrist man

AAHHH IS THAT CHARLES DARWIN?!! ISN’T HE THE ANTICHRIST??

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025

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When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.

Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."

by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023

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Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021

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Darwin

Darwin/darwining is a verb that means ghosting someone most for no apperant reason.

Friend 1: Did he answer your text?
Friend 2: Nah
F1 : There is no way did this mf just darwined us?
F2: Well he isn't answering his phone too so yeah I'd say he darwined the shit out of us.

by I get the ball and fumble it September 6, 2024

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