dirty mark sanchez

playing fast and loose in someone's ass, gets shit all over all everyone.

He was playing like a dirty mark sanchez and got shit everywhere.

by Dirty Diggs December 31, 2012

Dirty Maria Sanchez

a.) When a woman masturbates during overt menstruation (during her period), then wipes the remnants (consisting of blood and other female fluids) on her partners upper lip.

b.) A female inserts her fingers into her vagina during overt menstruation, then wipes the blood on her partners upper lip.

Did you hear... Jessica gave John a Dirty Maria Sanchez!

by aleiro May 9, 2009

Dirty Mark Sanchez

When you wipe a booger on someone without them knowing it, that's called a "Dirty Mark Sanchez."

Did you see New York Jet's quarterback Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on back-up quarterback Mark Brunell during the AFC Conference Game? That's what I call a "Dirty Mark Sanchez."

by Saltlick1 January 25, 2011

Dirty Marc Sanchez

Picking your nose and wiping it on someone else

Gross! He just Dirty Marc Sanchez that guy right on his brand new jacket!

by Bob The Builder1345467 January 24, 2011

Dirty (Gary) Sanchez

At least Don Zimmer saw Pedro coming before he hurled the old man to the ground , even Pedro wouldn't stoop to Dirty Gary Sanchezing people.

Dirty (Gary) Sanchez -The cowardly act of sucker punching someone who is restrained and on the ground.

by NeubyChicago August 24, 2017

Dirty Lauren Sanchez

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers

I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez

by geojetson June 30, 2025

Dirty Seanchez

An Irish version of the Dirty Sanchez where after doing a chick on the rag, you wipe your member over her upper lip giving her a red mustache. Somewhat ironic considering that sex during menstruation makes pregnancy highly unlikely and the Irish are notorious for their high fecundity.

Paddy: I got me hole last noight.

Connor: Who wit?

Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!

Connor: Jaysus Chroist!

Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!

Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!

by Luck O'Oirish March 12, 2009