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deaf aid

deaf aid is a bluetooth device which looks just like a hearing aid
look at the size of that deaf aid that bloke is using
by tru trix December 9, 2008
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Mentally Deaf

Someone who wants your help or wants to talk but does not listen to a thing you say or try to remember it
(cont.) Someone who has no clue what's good for them or not
Dumb Ignorant
I tried helping her the other day but she didn't listen, ugh, she's mentally deaf I swear
by BigPapaPeenMan April 7, 2019
mugGet the Mentally Deafmug.

deaf oral

When that deaf baddie gives u a handjob its a deaf oral
Bro that baddie gives real nice deaf orals
by Chrisdacowlmaoxd June 27, 2023
mugGet the deaf oralmug.
American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
mugGet the Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deafmug.

moan deaf

(Play on tone deaf)

When someone believes their sexual moan is more acoustically arousing than actually is.
She thought her screams were getting me horned up but she sounded like dory talking to a whale, bitch must be moan deaf.
by Candyplan December 26, 2016
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Deaf Threats

Verb; When a deaf man is doing sign language but you think he's making gang signs at you.
I said, "Arrest that man officer, he's making DEAF THREATS at me".
by heirheireir August 16, 2024
mugGet the Deaf Threatsmug.

Deaf in the Eyes

If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid
Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!
by Big Caesar's Pizza March 14, 2023
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