A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.
by Delta II August 1, 2006
Get the cuban showermug. The act of dumping onto your partners chest, then shaving the male anal pubes rolling it in the faeces on the partners to form a cigar shape and then leaving this to dry. Once dry you place the fresh cuban sasquatch up the male or female's anal passageway leaving some hanging out the end for you to set alight.
by manwithoutaspacebar October 18, 2010
Get the Cuban Sasquatchmug. by BloodyScissors July 28, 2007
Get the Cuban Lovermug. It it where you wrap the mans penis in tobacco leaves when he ejaculates u then roll up the tobacco leaf and smoke his cum.
by ahatch52 November 20, 2020
Get the Cuban handjobmug. The act of forcing someone to drink gasoline and then throw a lit match into their mouth and observe them as their body burns from the inside out.
You stinking cockroach fuck you think I won't Cuban Torch you?
Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.
Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.
by TheCrazyCuban999 October 10, 2011
Get the Cuban Torchmug. When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.
by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023
Get the Cuban handshakemug. A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016
Get the Cuban Dessertmug.