A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.
Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”
John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”
Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”
Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025
Get the Colombian Credit Card mug.Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot
by Miss fenty ma November 01, 2022
Get the Little miss credit card fraud mug.When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound
by toapt July 19, 2024
Get the The Credit Card Reader mug.When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025
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