clapped

to be stupid or act stupid

"Is Martha pregnant?"
"She's five! Oh my goodness, how clapped can you actually be?!"

by iknowitall679 March 6, 2017

clap

It is actually not gonorrhea or clamydia, it is syphilis.

"Miss Tooker hath got a clap as young as she is, being brought up loosely by her mother…" - Samuel Pepys

by ancsom December 7, 2011

The Clap

The emotionally scarring sound made when a man with a very loose sweaty nutsack proceeds to thrust while wearing loose pants, or no pants at all, to make his nuts "clap" against his asscheeks.

*odd repetitive clapping noise in distance*
Jesse-"Do you guys hear that?"
Mike- "Hey everybody listen to this!"
*Everyone turns head, Mike performs the clap*
Everyone- AAAA WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mike- "Sweetass isnt it?!"

by Jesse & Frank August 8, 2006

clap on

When someone performs a drive by or runs up and shoots a rival

"Man, I wish I was there when he got his clap on, I would busted back"

by Kyilener July 2, 2007

clap

a. To quickly bring together one's hands rapidly to produce a sound, in essence a small shockwave

b. Slang for gonorrhea

I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
Who's got the clap?
I do! I do!

by WasBob July 14, 2010

Clap

Clap when you slap your hands together to a make a loud sound.
Or when you fuck somebody so hard that when your pelvis meets your partners cheeks they mame a clapping noise

I clapped at sisters piano recital.
You hear about Bryce clapping Mirandas cheeks?

by Bubby4206969 June 3, 2018

Clapping

Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.

Person 1: Why are you hitting yourself?

Person 2: I'm clapping!

by a fucking genius April 19, 2019