by Thomas647 April 21, 2009
A person that’s always outside, doesn’t know what’s going on in the internet. Chronically offline people don’t have any social media platform. (Except maybe Facebook) they don’t know any of the stuff that is going on in the internet.
Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-
by I commited genocide twice! March 12, 2023
Twitter Andy’s that get triggered by anything. They spend their days inside with no outside contact. They go on r/lsf and get invested in meaningless internet drama that no one will care about in a week. They are parasocial as well.
Person 1: omg! I dug up a tweet that *celebrity* said 14 years ago about how Mexicans like tequila! We have to cancel him! twitter, do your thing!
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck
by Holiday_Choco March 06, 2023
Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.
"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1
by theJR April 23, 2010
by boom boom b July 27, 2004
im a chronic masturbater. i love to jack off. i can jack off and listen to my favorite music at the same time. "Wu tang clan aint nothin to mess with"
by hgfhs July 22, 2005
Honey, I would swear our son is suffering from chronic masturbation. All you ever hear from him these days are slight moans and the sound of pants being unzipped
by Omukae April 10, 2010