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Strawberry Cheesecake

So you take your menstrating girlfriend, right? First you earn your red wings, then after you blow your spoodge in the form of a cream pie you mix all the juices around down there and go down on her. Enjoy your strawberry cheesecake
"So what if I'm on the rag? Now you can have some strawberry cheesecake!" "For the love of God, don't ever say that again, woman."
by Dave Thelump June 11, 2006
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Cheeseball

A genuine person that sometimes just can't hold the cheese in.
The typical cheeseball is the sweetest boyfriend that is always ready to put a smile on your face.
My cheeseball usually makes me happy happy happy without even trying and happens to be my favorite person ever.
-sorry if I'm a cheese ball sometimes
-I love that you are a cheese ball hahaha
-I haven't ever been so it's definitely your fault

-you're such a cheeseball :)
-I just say what I think
by italiandork December 24, 2019
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burnt cheesecake

A male grimmy, who can't dance, in general.

And will never be an underwear model.

Showing ape or caveman like qualities.

Orginated in floriston c.a.
Woman 1."Ya know that kid jimmy?"
Woman 2. "Yeah! He's such a burnt cheesecake!!"
by rawrrawrrawrrrrr March 1, 2009
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strawberry cheesecake

the act of going down on a girl while menstrating and having a yeast infection
yummy bloody strawberry cheesecake treat with chunks of cheese
by PitbullBrisco June 16, 2011
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angry cheesecake

When a man jizzes into a girl's eyesocket causing her eye to fall out, he then mixes the eye blood and semen into a paste and draws a sad face in it with his finger.
I angry Cheesecaked that bitch wendy last night lol!
by Adam Hyndman June 29, 2008
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Cheeseball

A person who takes extra bases in a softball game when his team is ahead by a large number of runs.
This typically occurs when the player legs out an infield single and becomes angry because the other team's poor-throwing defenders throw balls that nearly hit the cheeseball in the head.
Pitcher (after cheeseball in question is tagged out after trying to take another extra base): It's 14-2, Cheeseball!

Cheeseball: (muttered profanity).
by mrbesbol October 12, 2011
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Cheesecake

Popular southern expression for cocaine used predominately in text messages to avoid suspicion from partners or authorities
Damn it, would LOVE a slice of cheesecake right now

Hey, how much for half a cheesecake?
by Hastings Pip January 24, 2019
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