Backcountry "cheeeseburger". Its bun is made out of ground pine cones steamed in water then clumped together to dry. The meat is freshwater bass scrotum, mixed with finely ground river rock to add extra flavor and crunch. Usualy, it is made when a hiker has run out of food, as a last resort.
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Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:
If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."
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I ate Rhonda's vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. In fact I'm sure I heard her say "would you like fries with that?" while I was mid meal.
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It's wings are held together by different kinds of cheeses because it loves to bathe in hot cultured milk and flap inside the vats to make cheese.
Most cheesebatrosses prefer young cheeses like Gouda because they are easier to make and require less effort. Cheesebatrosses are the same size as other species of Albatrosses however their talons have evolved to specifically grab cheese from distracted picnickers and vulnerable children enjoying cheese string or grilled cheese.
They can be quite viscous when protecting the cheesy nests and will go for the eyes and crotch. They have been known to chase the Cheetos cheetah away from the large amounts of Cheetos he has received through endorsement deals and steal them.
They have also been known to feed on small human children by spraying very sticky cheese , grabbing them and dropping them on jagged rocks for a lovely tender and cheesy meal. They are quite fascinating and are mostly found in southern Canada and the east coast of the United States.
It's wings are held together by different kinds of cheeses because it loves to bathe in hot cultured milk and flap inside the vats to make cheese.
Most cheesebatrosses prefer young cheeses like Gouda because they are easier to make and require less effort. Cheesebatrosses are the same size as other species of Albatrosses however their talons have evolved to specifically grab cheese from distracted picnickers and vulnerable children enjoying cheese string or grilled cheese.
They can be quite viscous when protecting the cheesy nests and will go for the eyes and crotch. They have been known to chase the Cheetos cheetah away from the large amounts of Cheetos he has received through endorsement deals and steal them.
They have also been known to feed on small human children by spraying very sticky cheese , grabbing them and dropping them on jagged rocks for a lovely tender and cheesy meal. They are quite fascinating and are mostly found in southern Canada and the east coast of the United States.
Rawk ! Rawk!
Joe Bob: What the fuck is that?
Gill: I think its an Albatross.
Gill: Look Junior ! Look at the pretty bird!
Junior( Small Child): Gaga goo goo
Joe Bob: Wait a min' ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Gill: What!?
Cheesebatross: CRAWWWW! (sprays cheese on Junior and grabs him, then flys away)
Gill: NO!!!!
Joe Bob : WHAT THE FUCK!
2.
Cleetus: Hey Marah, whats that flappin around in my milk vat!
Marah: I think its a big ol bird or sumtin.
Cleetus: CHRIST! Its A Cheesebatross! if it keeps on going its gonna turn my Mozzarella inta Gouhda! MOTHERFUCKER!
Joe Bob: What the fuck is that?
Gill: I think its an Albatross.
Gill: Look Junior ! Look at the pretty bird!
Junior( Small Child): Gaga goo goo
Joe Bob: Wait a min' ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Gill: What!?
Cheesebatross: CRAWWWW! (sprays cheese on Junior and grabs him, then flys away)
Gill: NO!!!!
Joe Bob : WHAT THE FUCK!
2.
Cleetus: Hey Marah, whats that flappin around in my milk vat!
Marah: I think its a big ol bird or sumtin.
Cleetus: CHRIST! Its A Cheesebatross! if it keeps on going its gonna turn my Mozzarella inta Gouhda! MOTHERFUCKER!
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guy: "What's that horridly disgusting smell?"
other guy: "Yea dude something smells like shit."
guy with shit in his pants: "Sorry guys, I just pulled a cheeseburger."
guy: "Fuck you"
other guy: "Yea dude something smells like shit."
guy with shit in his pants: "Sorry guys, I just pulled a cheeseburger."
guy: "Fuck you"
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