blue cheesecake

Just cheesecake but it’s blue.

Damn, that blue cheesecake was probably 5000 calories per bite!

by CaptThomas April 18, 2019

tangy cheesecake

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection.

My girl friend has a yeast infection so I started off sex with a tangy cheesecake.

by Bearcat Guy December 21, 2017

Sticky Pecan Cheesecake

(Verb)

When a male ejaculates his load on a woman's face and then proceeds to throw pecans in her face; all while yelling,"LIKE DAT CHEESECAKE BITCH?"

Mike:Did you have sex with Stacy?

Dave:Yes, and I gave that bitch a Sticky Pecan Cheesecake.

by Jimmy Bob Jimmy John September 13, 2011

Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.

Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014

The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake

This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.

I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.

by Chillidogman August 26, 2021

It was a bad day to be a cheesecake

A joke from the cast of the famous horror project, Generation Loss. The cast also made shirts quoting this phrase.

“Let me tell you, it was a bad day to be a cheesecake.”

by genlossbrainrot June 28, 2023

Strawberry Cheesecake

Right as you blow your load in a chicks mouth you get so excited that you punch her in the face. The bloody spooge is Strawberry Cheesecake.

Man, that head was so good I gave dat bitch some Strawberry Cheesecake.

by Fieldy Snuts January 28, 2003