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Take care

A real nifty phrase that should be carefully utilized only in situations where other, more colorful, words do not have a place. For example, when an a**hole is being dismissive or ignoring their sh*tty behavior, you may use to this phrase as a way to say “you’re a piece of sh*t, f*ck off until you realize what an a**hole you were”.

Also doubles as a good way to tell someone that you are disappointed they forgot your birthday and instead of apologizing for it, decided to start an argument.
Example: I was really disappointed by the lack of care you showed recently, and the fact that you decided to argue instead of making it right really hurt. TAKE CARE.
by SkRRRRat November 10, 2022
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Self Care

Self care is putting absurd amounts of Parmesan cheese on your spaghetti
Self care is important when going to any restaurant.
by Croissantboy May 8, 2018
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care missile

Metaphorically describes someone's attempt to make you care, often about something that matters about as much as a gram of piss. The care missile is generally depicted as a large nuclear warhead with a smiley face visible somewhere on its body. Make sure to notify the launcher when the missile doesn't hit its mark.

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Ryan: Oh my God, dude. I ate this taco five minutes ago and I just about shat my pants.

Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.
by Care Engineer <3 December 3, 2009
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YoMama Care

An alternative to Obama Care in which the provider renders services to your mom....for free of course!
Hey Doug, is your Erectile Dysfunction covered under ObamaCare?
No?
You should get YoMama Care.

YoMama cared for it last night
by SamuraiBoom July 14, 2015
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Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.
Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.
by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015
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OMomma Care

The system whereby Mamma takes care of all the crap everyone in the house fails to do (picking up socks, putting away shoes, taking dirty dishes to the sink, etc..)
Used in a sentence:"I forgot to pick up my dirty socks from the living room floor; but that's OK because I'm covered by OMomma Care."
by cephus September 30, 2013
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selective caring

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.
Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.
by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017
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