Cold-calling the cold-caller

When being caught off guard in a scenario by someone who wants something, quickly restoring control by making demands of your own. Usually leads to awkwardness and some confusion on the part of the person who started the conversation. The term is known to originate from Surrey where individuals who when answering the door to cold-callers, would reverse roles and persuade the cold-caller to buy something or make a donation etc.

Cold-caller: Hello there, i was wondering whether you would like to make a donation today to Save the World?

Individual: Hmm, that sounds very noble but I believe a more worthy cause to be ........... It was set up around 40 years ago and looks to .......... Would you be interested in setting up a standing order.

Individual 2: Ah you're so bad, always cold-calling the cold-caller.

by SouL Camera August 20, 2011

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

cat calling

calling a cats name

i was cat calling yesterday after my cat ran off

by Sky_god December 18, 2019

the calling

i love the calling. they are the best band on this planet. theyre amazing live and Alex Band is so hot. his voice is like... :O

the calling are the sex xx.

when your hope is lost and you can take it

by Teh KAT March 9, 2005

carlingford

Carlingford, located central sydney, NSW AUSTRALIA
-2118
Overcrowded with arabs and an uprise with adlayZ~
THE WEED SMOKIEST TOWN IN SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

"Where ya'll hail from"
"Carlingford yo, represent"
"Want to come for a choof?"

by suss_c October 7, 2006

cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005

Girlfriend's Calling of Duty

When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.

Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"

Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)

by BiddelyBongPills87 October 7, 2011