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ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it
Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.
by anonymous April 9, 2022
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Ass clapper

When someone rips a giant fart and the shock waves result in a clapping sound as it smacks the cheeks
While sitting at the bar Will looked over at the boys and said he's got an absolute ass clapper brewing right now.
by MasterBlaster6548 March 2, 2022
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Clapper

A fan of somebody. Somebody that claps whenever they see the person they admire walk by.
That guy must have loved a big ole pile of garbage, he turned into a clapper and congradulator whenever the pile of garbage walked by.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
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Slipper Clapper

When you are that crazy (out of your mind, actual lost it mukka, death very soon)
He’s Actual lost it, a pure slipper clapper
by Anastinkspoo June 17, 2021
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British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back
Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you
by anonymous May 14, 2021
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Clapper

A fake insult used by homosexuals to indicate to other homersexuals that they are interest in gay sex.
"Hi John, you're such a clapper" really means "Hi John, let's do a bum"
by NotMrBeanForever September 8, 2024
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Bag clapper

Someone who claps their nutsack or ball sack against pussy and ass
Tyrone with that ho being a regular bag clapper
by Dzukow June 21, 2025
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