Thursday Clapper

A hypocrite who only pretends to care about someone/something to impress others, whilst secretly destroying it.

Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.

Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.
Did Naomi Campbell stop modelling fur after she did that massive anti-fur campaign?

Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper
by Jemima True January 26, 2021
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Turd Clapper

Being a Shit-bag to the extent that you are like a turd that makes your ass cheeks clap as it exits the butt-hole.

Someone who claps turds.
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Slipper Clapper

When you are that crazy (out of your mind, actual lost it mukka, death very soon)
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the clapper

to ejaculate into your cup chance to rub it into a cream and then clap your hands
he gave my grandma the clapper
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The Clapper

When you slap a girl with your dick twice then shut the lights off
I finished off by giving her the clapper and went to bed.
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Meat Clappers

When she has a fat ass
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Coochie clappers

McKenna, Tierney, Malia, and Jennas friend group. every time they see each other they find a Coochie and destroy it.
Example- friend ”did you see the coochie clappers today they looked so cool!”

You “I know they get all the coochie!!!”
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