a soccer mom's ultimate weapon along with kidsbop cd's they get installed into the tv to block PG and up shows AKA anything good!
Kid:Woo Hoo i unlocked mom's v chip i can finally see family guy!
Mom: Micheal!
Kid: *mumbles* Oh Fuck
Mom: Micheal!
Kid: *mumbles* Oh Fuck
by Fuck FCC April 5, 2010
Get the v chip mug.That perfect amount of dip (salsa, hummus, etc.) to a chip leaving one with no extra dip or chips extremely rare
Guy 1: Holy crap I got the perfect chip to dip ratio
Guy 2: Are you some type of wizard or something
Guy 2: Are you some type of wizard or something
by LeChaz November 11, 2013
Get the chip to dip ratio mug.The term means to interact in a provocative way, daring someone to resist you. When you are angry at someone, and instead of speaking about it, you do something to annoy them in hopes that they will argue with you, you’ve got a chip on your shoulder. Proactive Passive Aggression.
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Get the Chip on your shoulder mug.The beautiful act of jizzing onto your partner's back, waiting for the jizz to dry, and then tearing it off your partner's back and then feeding the dried jizz to them.
Friend: How was your date last night?
You: Pretty good, I gave her a excellent meal and then a Boston Potato Chip as desert.
You: Pretty good, I gave her a excellent meal and then a Boston Potato Chip as desert.
by SlothFury July 6, 2015
Get the Boston Potato Chip mug.by wouldnt u like 2 know October 18, 2003
Get the chip mug.Beli-chip: a (fictional) device placed in the helmet of New England Patriots players to help them answer questions from the media. The Beli-chip allows Patriots Coach Bill Belichick to communicate and remind the players what is and what isn’t acceptable to say to the media.
Chris Berman was really grilling Randy Moss about Tom Brady's knee, but the Beli-chip kept him on message and on point!
by PatsFanatic August 4, 2009
Get the Beli-chip mug.When you are either too lazy to prepare a complete lunch, too broke to afford one, or there is simply nothing else to eat but chips*.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.
*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.
*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.
"What are you having for lunch today?"
"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."
"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."
by Jimmydoorlocks February 1, 2010
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