The half-American half-Chinese guy who shows up a lot on Fox channel to "predict" the "coming collapse of China" literally every year for more than 20 years.
A: Hey, China is going to collapse soon!
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.
by paul_j. November 26, 2019
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Bro #1: How was it bro? Did you split the check?
Bro #2: Not only did we split the check, but I also got to go back to her crib and leave the change
Bro #2: Not only did we split the check, but I also got to go back to her crib and leave the change
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"Sorry man I've got no cash money."
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Get the Chang N' It mug.When you have a Willy SO legendary it doesn't fit on the scale. This could be in terms of length, girth or just all round epic ness. English people and Swedish people are most commonly known for Willy Chang’s. Now there is an opposite term for this being “Chilly Wang” when your willy is so lame and unimpressive.
Example 1
Charlie: Omg did you hear Jon has a Willy Chang
Dominic: Wow no way
Example 2
Harry: Don’t you think Jon’s Chilly Wang is sooooo lame
Klajdi: Yeah, I’d have to agree. It’s pathetic
Charlie: Omg did you hear Jon has a Willy Chang
Dominic: Wow no way
Example 2
Harry: Don’t you think Jon’s Chilly Wang is sooooo lame
Klajdi: Yeah, I’d have to agree. It’s pathetic
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The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal
The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal
Hope: Dude, I'm so high
Johnna: Wait, how high?
Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5
Johnna: Nice!
Johnna: Wait, how high?
Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5
Johnna: Nice!
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