A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.
"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."
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"What you scratching your cock for?"
"I think I caught something from that budget cunt on 10th street!"
"I think I caught something from that budget cunt on 10th street!"
by Nerdthagoras December 2, 2021
Get the Budget Cunt mug.A Banana Budget is the end-of-year scramble to spend leftover funds, typically by a business owner, manager, or department head, just so the money doesn’t “go bad.” If the budget isn’t used, next year’s allocation might get reduced, so people start buying unnecessary stuff just to peel through the remaining cash.
Coined by Moden Agency, a creative advertising agency in Indianapolis, to describe the classic “use-it-or-lose-it” spending spree at the end of a fiscal year.
Coined by Moden Agency, a creative advertising agency in Indianapolis, to describe the classic “use-it-or-lose-it” spending spree at the end of a fiscal year.
"Why did Marketing just order 14 bean bag chairs and a neon sign that says ‘Synergy Happens’?”
“End of year Banana Budget, bro. Use it or lose it."
“End of year Banana Budget, bro. Use it or lose it."
by Dack Fayden October 27, 2025
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Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Billy- "My Beer Budget is out, FUCK!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
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