Brooklyn Brunch

The act of imbibing a mimosa into ones penis then releasing it on someone's breakfast.

Samantha: Ummm why did the waiter just piss all over my eggs?

Charlotte: Oh, I forgot, this is your first time in the big apple. It's a Brooklyn brunch, hun.

by Little stumpy November 02, 2019

Brunch rage

When a liberal steps outside of their echo chamber long enough to encounter a different opinion on a subject. It is usually characterized by severe cognitive dissonance, violent rage, and frequent incontinence.

"Waiter, can we get an extra mimosa over here? Karen's having a fit of Brunch rage."
"Yeah, man, Todd's outside, screaming "fascist" over and over. I can't even find his clothes.

by massiveness12 February 06, 2023

night brunch

when you really want to go to brunch, but none of your friends are available until nighttime on Sunday

who wants to go to night brunch?

by lemonandlimes March 02, 2022

Brunch and Munch

The act of taking a girl out for some delicious brunch then taking her back to your place to "munch" on her vagina.

"Dude I just took Sheila out for a Brunch and Munch, it was awesome!"

by CrashWhoa July 26, 2017

Brunch

What every basic white mom goes to on Sunday

Oh yea me and the girls are going to brunch

by Rottenlemons0417 March 16, 2022

Brunch

A moral justification on why it’s ok to be absolutely plastered despite it not even being 11 A.M.

Linda: Why is Kimberly drunk already? She’s practically unresponsive! It’s only 10:30!!

Michelle: She had brunch today.

Linda: Oh, never mind. I’ve been there too.

by Peanut Brittle 6969420 October 27, 2020