Broccoli Blasted

When at a party, your friend passes out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other assorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.

jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.

by piggymcoink March 18, 2011

broccoli

Weed,marijuana, pot, tree🌴🌴
Aka my favorite song by D.R.A.M featuring lil'Yatchy

" all she wanna do is roll that broccoli "🌿

by laura.slays March 11, 2017

Beef and broccoli

Slang for smoking weed and eating munchies in Hawaii.

Hey brah, you like beef and broccoli with me?

by Kauai-kimo October 24, 2018

Broccoli Argument

The attempt during a debate to use a comparison between two weakly related items to make a point that any intelligent individual would immediately dismiss as laughable.

Jon used the broccoli argument to counter critics of abortion by saying: "Just to be on the safe side, don't masturbate anymore, you'll be committing genocide when you throw the tissue away"

Justice Antonin Scalia originated the broccoli argument while debating the Affordable Healthcare for America act: "Could you define the market — everybody has to buy food sooner or later, so you define the market as food, therefore, everybody is in the market; therefore, you can make people buy broccoli" -

by MadScribe September 4, 2012

BroccoliWagon

admin on Craftscade Network, has been around since near the start of Craftscade

“oh dude! BroccoliWagon just logged on!”
“oh nice! I’m gonna say hi to the best admin!”

by stillonline69 December 24, 2019

steaming broccoli

When you take a shit and it comes out green.

Damn, I just took a steaming broccoli

by That Lego on the floor May 20, 2017

broccoli ass

the smell that emits from the mouth after the consumption of broccoli

dude, did you talk to molly?
fuck no, her breath smells like broccoli ass

by d the mule August 4, 2007